My name is Ian Douglas Terry. I was born in Cozad, Nebraska and currently live in Denver, Colorado. I spent a decade in punk and hardcore bands, then almost another decade in the sketch and stand -up comedy world. Now I mostly make lasagna, hike around the mountains, and take baths. This website is a collection of old writings, old videos, and my newer projects. If I was born a girl instead of a boy, my name would have been Natalie. I also had a tail for most of my life.  Let's party.